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about
Locky Gilbert was Australia's "The Bachelor" (is that how you phrase that?) for Australia's "The Bachelor"'s eighth season (pretty sure i have not phrased this the best way).
Despite an adventurous lifestyle and an overall aversion to risk aversion (this feels like good phrasing), he revealed on the series that he was not fond of spicy food.
On the Bachelor of Hearts podcast, we found this amusing enough that we created a short jingle, to mark the frequent occasions where Locky's fear of fire (his Scoville scepticism, his Hot Hot Hate) came to the fore.
For our season finale episode (with special guest Patrick Lenton), we decided to explore the concept further in a full-length song - and this is that.
Thanks for listening, shout out to the Xavheads, we love you, goodbye!
lyrics
lyrics:
from capsicum to coriander
it's a flavour profile he just can't stand, yeah
from butter chicken
to jalapeño, no no no
but can he get a side of mayo?
don't be upset if you go home without a rose
it probably goes to show you're
tooooooo hot for Locky yeah
you'll never see him eat wasabi
he even sent home Rosemary!
he'll never listen to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
by the way, that's fine with me
years from now you're wearing wedding rings,
you're getting chicken wings, you're with your child
cayenne pepper, baby you know better
have you still not learned to order mild?
now that you have won, your new life's begun
different from before you were on the show
in your new life, when you're Locky's wife
there are just somethings we think you should know
(there'll be) no more Peppa Pig, no Some Like It Hot,
no more Sex on Fire, or Billy Joel
you can still listen to Katy Perry,
but only half of Hot & Cold
credits
released September 30, 2020
written, performed, and recorded by Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
with songwriting assistance from Max Quinn
art by Evie Hilliar (@yeevz_)
and drums performed by virtual/fictional GarageBand drummers Kyle and Logan
